Smart Jew From Russia                                                        

                                                            One Russian Jew was allowed immigration to Israel by the Russian Government.  Lenin's gold Statue was found in his luggage by customs authorities at Moscow Airport. The customs officer asked him 'What is this?' He replied ' This is the wrong question. You should have  asked who is he?' This is Comrade Lenin who laid the foundation of Socialism and created prosperity for the Russian People. I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear Hero.' Russian customs officer let him go.

                                                        He was asked by a customs officer at  'Tel Aviv' Airport of  Israel. 'What is this?'He replied 'Sir you should be asking 'Who is he? This is Lenin bastard who forced jew to leave Russia.' I brought this statue with me so can curse him every day. Israel's Customs officers were impressed very much with his reply and they apologized.  They said 'You are cleared to go.'

                                                            One of his friends inquired at his House' Who is this?' He replied smartly 'This is Ten Kilogram of Solid Gold that I managed to bring with me without paying Customs Duty and Tax.

                                    In short, he was one of the smartest jews from Russia. 

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